A Different Kind of Press

Posting to a blog requires discipline. Nuff said.

Here’s what I’ve missed while I was away.

  • English language legislation
  • Confirmation hearings for Gen. Micheal Hayden
  • The Troy Annual Conference’s petitions to General Conference, and…
  • Iran’s Ultimatums to the US
  • But my favorite story of late has been about Pat Robertson.

    Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says he has leg-pressed 2,000 pounds.

    As if this guy doesn’t already have credibility issues, he’s claiming to have lifted a ton with his legs. I feel a little bad about not believing that God may very well have worked a miracle with this. But I have to admit that this guy has credibility issues long before I got to him.

    A recent AOL poll shows that 90% of the folks asked do not believe him. I was not shocked at those figures, and I doubt you are. If Pat Robertson told me that my hair was on fire, I would get a second opinion before I even considered extinguishing my scalp.

    So what’s the point?

    Christians, particularly Christian leaders, have a moral and ethical obligation to be credible. This story, though it damages the credibility of Christians everywhere, is a call for us all to seek truth in all that we do. And to focus on the things of importance.

    Lesson learned.

    Do We Really Need to Know That?

    California State Senator Shelia Kuehl (D) wants history books updated to reflect homosexual interests.

    “All we are saying is let us also be reflected in history accurately,” Democratic state Senate member Sheila Kuehl said.

    The question that leaps to mind is, “Why?”

    “You could study James Baldwin’s novels and they say James Baldwin was an African-American writer, but they could say he was an African-American gay writer,” Kuehl said.

    Oh. I see.

    Does this mean that we’ll need to include a footnote for all of the heterosexual historical figures? I guess we’ll have to call Martha Washington “George’s female life partner” or something.

    Perhaps we could take that to the next level. I think that if we “need to know” with whom our famous authors, inventors, and politicians were sleeping, we should know how they installed their rolls of toilet paper. I want to know whether they favored over the top like most of the western world, or if they were members of that downtrodden minority who pulled their tissue from underneath.

    Isn’t this just a bit much?

    Once we head down this slippery slope, we’ll find that it is equally ridiculous for NASCAR fans to demand to include a record in the history books describing which of our contemporary historical figures hate Jeff Gordon. (I had to ask someone who the most hated driver in NASCAR was. They laughed when I told them why.)

    Let’s put this one to rest. Quickly.

    Happy Mother’s Day

    Mother's Day

    There’s a new channel out there for the youngest of our children.

    Too often, we let the TV raise our kids, or at best, babysit them.

    I’m grateful that my wife is a stay-at-home Mom. She has made it her goal in life to be the best mother she can possibly be. Nothing stands in the way of that. She has laid aside dreams of owning her own business.

    Don’t get me wrong. She’s human. But she displays super-human willpower when it comes to parenting.

    She’s my hero, I guess you’d say.

    I’d finish this blog entry, but I think I’ll go ride bikes with my son instead…

    A Nutritional Victory of Sorts

    A few years ago, my wife and I had a horrible thought. We remembered our high school days, and all of the soft drink machines that filled our respective school buildings. This is a good time for me to mention that our kids have never even tasted a soda, much less purchased a drink from a machine.

    Thus our fear. We were both concerned about this scenario:
    The New Pledge

    Last year, there was talk of restricting soft drink sales. No one was too impressed. Most folks realized that restrictions would be bypassed, I guess. So that flare went up, shone for a moment, then fizzled out.

    And then, I heard this newswire read on NPR.

    All Things Considered, May 3, 2006 · Beverage makers and the William Clinton Foundation announce a plan to stop the sale of full-calorie sodas at public schools nationwide by 2010. Under the deal, only water, unsweetened juice and low-fat milk will be sold in lower grades and only diet sodas will be sold in high schools.

    Now THAT is news.

    If only we could get them to tell us the secret of those slabs of pizza. Surely, those are good for you!

    Not Enough Laws

    From USA Today

    Attorneys general in at least nine states, responding to outrage by their residents, are investigating whether current high gasoline prices are a result of wrongdoing by the petroleum industry, according to the National Association of Attorneys General.

    …

    Some states have made price-gouging cases. Florida sued individual gas stations for overcharging after Katrina.

    But Florida, unlike Arizona, has an anti-gouging law. It is in effect only when a state of emergency is declared. Florida was a hurricane target, making an emergency declaration logical.
    Arizona’s report, unveiled last week, says, “Profit margins realized by every segment of the oil industry were two or three times their normal margins.”

    But the state has no law making that illegal, underscoring, the report says, the need for a federal price-gouging law.

    The need for a federal price gouging law? Maybe. What about federal regulation of an industry that has taken advantage of every natural disaster to strike the country in the past four years…

    When people rise to meet the need as a nation, and the captains of industry that control the nations gasoline supply decide to press for profit, there is a problem.

    [D]ata for 2006 show that crude oil prices have risen 14%, but the difference between what oil companies pay for crude oil and prices at the pump has soared 130%.

    Why am I so upset about this practice? Because it has become a justice issue.

    Church ministries that utilize a bus rely on gas prices for determining budget. I have a problem with oil company moguls lining their pockets with money better spent on ministry.

    Contact your senators today. Ask them to pass laws that will regulate oil industry profits.

    www.senate.gov

    Moderation Solves Illegal Immigration Issue

    I get e-mail all the time. Some of it purports to be from great thinkers.

    One of those literary beauties involved a tidbit of wisdom about how immigrants should show up on the doorstep of America ready to don a baseball cap, chow down on some apple pie, and immediately begin to speak English. “Try forcing your language on Mexico. Demand your ‘rights’ in Afghanistan,” they said. “They won’t allow it there, and we shouldn’t allow it here.”

    But don’t we do it anyway? Don’t we demand that people speak English to us regardless of where we are in the world? Watch The Amazing Race on CBS, or the Gameshow Network once or twice (not more than that, you’ll get a headache). You’ll see Americans in all parts of the globe defying local laws, sneering at local customs, and generally behaving boorishly. And we wonder why we are having a hard time in the world of public opinion.

    Given the fact that we have boorish tendencies, its ludicrous to expect these cultures to be folded into our national fabric without a hubbub.

    Or is it?

    Rap music was anathema a few years ago. Played in the middle of the night on MTV, it was a rebel, renegade element in music. Now, you can’t watch MTV or VH-1 for that matter, without someone dropping a hip-hop or gangsta rap beat in the background.

    And now, no one really notices.

    Even though we integrate pretty well, America has always integrated immigrants WAY more slowly than the national minorities desired. And rarely fast enough to keep the mainstream population completely happy.

    But retaining a strong genetic bond of blood and national identity is exactly what one should expect. As I already said, Americans do it everywhere we go.

    Overheard in downtown Toledo: I’d like a Big Mac.
    Overheard in downtown Taipei: I’d like a Big Mac. Don’t you have real food here?

    And you don’t have to leave the country to find that, by the way. If you get a big enough group together at a Chinese restaurant, and you’ll probably get at least one person who wants that hamburger instead of shrimp lo mein.

    But let’s be really clear about this issue: The problem isn’t immigration, but illegal immigration. Just as we shouldn’t expect laws to be ignored in our favor when we are traveling the world, neither should immigrants expect laws to be forgotten in their favor either. The trouble is that we are the ones who have failed to enforce our own laws.

    And that’s a problem.

    Immigrants have to expect more integration–mostly with following our laws.

    And we American nationals have to expect more retention of national identity from these people who are making their way in a new, frightening country. Its comforting to see those things that remind us of home.

    Moderating the two is the only way that this crisis will avert. Where we stand now, acts of violence on a broad scale are only a few fistfights away.

    If you have any questions about the possibilities of violence, here are some of the acts that have been carried out recently that you may not be aware of. Note the lack of moderation.

    The images can be seen courtesy of Michelle Malkin’s Blog.

    Give a little bit. That’s the key. But who is going to give first?